The Origins of Death.   (Death has proved to be so popular that this article is now available in non refundable cremation form).

   

The origin of death is a moot point, this is particularly  true with historians as a result of the first person to die failing to keep an accurate record of the event.

It was well into the evolutionary thing before deaths were recorded, and for some unknown reason lives were recorded as well.

The favoured way that deaths came to be recorded was:  e.g., 'Someone 1743 to 1804', with, in this example 1743 signifying the recorded day of the birth of 'Someone' & 1804 being the record of 'Someone' dying.

Himbendorfe points out that if a death is recorded the implication is that there was a life, this may not be true in all cases, consider your own status.

    I myself have every intention of dying and unlike comedians this will not make me want to commit suicide, I expect the occasion to be equivalent to the well earned rest that I disserve. Now I know that my own personal death may not be pertinent to a discussion about the origin of death yet it will shed some darkness on the origin of my death.

    No doubt things have been dying for a long time, for example have you ever needed to defecate when on a very full long hall flight, or seen that Bruce Forsyth chap. The qualification needed to be stared at by thousand of people is frequently death and having the sense to live in the British Museum (read British Museum as Smithsonian if you are packing a gun).

    Speaking of guns, well we are now so just be patient, guns are a great help when one requires empirical knowledge of the moment death can be induces.

    Far across the big pound there is a discussion as to why poor people have to spend money they can ill afford on guns to defend themselves against the rich people who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves against the rich people who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves who have to have guns to defend themselves against the poor people who have to have guns to defend themselves.

 

Just the same this discussion has not prevented the smoke going up the chimney , but the cows have yet to come home.