Mrs. J Murton.

    It may come as a surprise to many of you that Mrs. J. Morton of Wilmslow Crescent is acting as a supply temp for the Supreme Being. It may also come as a surprise to many of you to find that Mrs. Murton is the supreme Being.

Bruce Cornfield claims that Mrs. J. Murton is a retard and does not know what she is doing.

It is said that The Supreme Being 'works in mysterious ways'.

It is said 'works in mysterious ways' is a euphemism for 'not knowing what you are doing', which, is what Mrs. J. Murton does when she is locum for the Supreme Being and as Mrs. J. Murton is the Supreme Being it follows that The Supreme Being does not know what he, she, it, is doing.