This is my last willing Testicul

I am William Testical of Hanger Lane Scrotumbelow.

I am the last of the Testicular line and as such the sole hair to the Tactical.

During my time as manager of the Testicular Dangling I amassed huge debt, this came about by my insidious habit of paying fines.

I appoint as my executors the Firm of:

Grabbit and Chargemore. Addressed at Mammon Mansions (all).

G&C adopted the attitude that was based on the premise that any and all moneys that I own must be removed from my good self, according to G&C to prevent the money damaging my health.